This i pad thing is just a toy.And toys are fun.Like the Newton.Wow.I could have have written by hand.Useful Tool.and the Palm.Gone.
. Zing..so now we have both ears covered,a mike
and speaker set up for a seminar..and you still have this hunk of meat to take to the grocery
store and you get on the bus and keep tactile..one hand on the ipad,other hand on the bus
ticket and you have those drop-down vidcam eyeglasses and to all intent you are nearly
100% percent cyberical in public.Until its like wearing clothes,talk speaker-ear and this is
the kind of wierd withdrawal from cellular interaction with other bodies Gibson et al warned us of.
But wait. Perhaps its evolution. the rapidity of deep search information is insanely fast,
as to be dromological.and if you have Word Pad and Firefox 4-heck--you want to show off
like "so much for the android" huh. And as for Philip K Dicks question "Do Androids dream
of electric sheep?"--we have our chance to investigate. Somewhere somewhere some
person knows..oohh so kewl the ipad and Wd Elements in the lizard skin hard drive holster
Not Billy the kid--but a person sure feels armed,and so good until "Hey!" and so you stroll
along "Listen buster!"..vague strains of species humanus from the F2F space."You just
knocked my kid over on the road! What are you on?" Ohh..Im sorry.."You are sorry!
"I called the police and lodged a charge of assault on a minor" "what?"you say,tracking from
the jagged cut into sunshine,pavement,police and"This guy! He is insane! He knocks small
children around like they were not even there!" Police-and-"I am suing this loser!" "Calm
down"says the officer" "Is it true this child was knocked into the road thereby causing a
traffic hazard and posible violence upon a minor?"" Ahhh."Are you on medication?"
"Well ahh"You are on medication.And what is all this fancy gear you got?" "Oh Well thats an
Ipad this is a double visored vision relay unit and these are the transmitters?"
"Buddy,I think we got a fruit loop here"
Yeah-wanna book him?"
Have to. You want to make an official complaint?"
"Sure do"
"Then you get to the station""
"All of you -in the car"
And you."
Me?
"Is that surveillance gear?"
"Oh no! its the next leap forward for mankind!"
"Are you on WordPress?"
"Absolutely!"
"I still have to bust ya"
Thats okay..
So now you are sitting in the car and this guy is glaring at you and this child is saying"hey Mister You got King of the Vikings" it's way cool"
Hey buddy" says one of the policemen/"Anything you say/ "right to remainsilentalthoanythingyou say may be,Evidence!!
"How much for the ipad?"
" oh,its a around a grand"
"lunch money"
what???
How many addons you have with Wordpress"
"All of what I can get"
"I see" "Okay-the whole lot now twenty bucks".
Whaaaa?
"Twenty bucks or its the slammer and no parole.
I will lie like a rug.Do this deal-you can walk free" Give"
And so you did. Gave it all away-No more country pie no more cyberic ruined cities It was Word press. So darn powerful! It rules the world!.
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/24/11, WordPress.com News wrote: > Post : Wow Your iPad Readers > URL : http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2011/03/23/ipad-onswipe-theme/ > Posted : March 23, 2011 at 8:43 pm > Author : Nick Momrik > Tags : Apple, HTML5, iPad, tablet > Categories : Mobile, Themes > we have seen the > future of computing and it is touch. Nothing matches the visceral feel of > navigating your digital world with your hands. The past four months we've > been working closely with Onswipe (http://onswipe.com/) to bring your iPad > visitors our vision of what a blog can look like re-imagined for a touch > experience. > > Our iPad-optimized view is app-like in its functionality, but pure HTML5 > goodness on the backend: it supports touch interactions, swiping, rotation, > and many other features of the iPad. Like when we launched our > smartphone-optimized WP-Touch integration > (http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/10/20/the-hero-is-in-your-pocket/) in > 2009 (now responsible for over 150 million page views a month) this is > immediately available and active on the over 18 million blogs on > WordPress.com. > > There are some fun options to play with too. If you browse to Appearance -> > iPad in your Dashboard you can: > > * Have the theme use an image from your recent posts as a cover. > * Upload a logo to showcase your brand or personality on the cover. > * Upload an image to be used as a loading graphic when visitors add your > site to their home screen. > * Switch fonts. > * Choose from 9 different skin colors, to best match the feel of your site. > * Enable or disable the whole thing. > > http://en.blog.wordpress.com/files/2011/03/03-23-2011-onswipe-grid.png When > you tap to view a post, you get to see the full content with a slick > commenting interface and social sharing tools for Twitter, Facebook, and > WordPress.com literally at your finger tips. It's a lot of fun browsing > sites with Onswipe. > > Onswipe has also made the plugin available for self-hosted WordPress.org > sites (http://onswipe.com/wordpress) . > > On WordPress.com we're seeing about 750,000 page views a day from iPad > visitors and it continues to rise. New tablet devices seem to be coming out > every time you turn around. In the coming months we'll be expanding to work > with other popular tablet devices, but we chose to focus on the iPad first > because... well it's cool. > > Add a comment to this post: > http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2011/03/23/ipad-onswipe-theme/#respond > > -- > WordPress.com | Thanks for flying with WordPress!
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